Post by Tyson's #1 Fan on Jun 11, 2006 8:08:03 GMT -5
- Chris' Quotes -
"Clean socks are important, so we always pack a bunch. Underwear doesn't really matter, because we don't wear any!"
"One time on a double date at the age of 18, we ran out without paying, and got arrested."
"I don't contribute at all, I can't play anything. If you hear my play guitar, you'll cry. I just play drums."
"This girl I was dating left me for a guy who only brushed his teeth once a month. He was this really dirty guy. Another time, I found my ex-girlfriend for one and a half years cheating with another girl. It would have been rougher with a guy, at least with a girl, it was kind of hot."
"I remember as a little kid, I thought the microwave was radioactive, so I would always put spiders in the microwave and try to get them to bite me, but they would always blow up. I think Spider-man would be a good match to fight Darth Vader, because he's got spider sense and Vader has the force."
"Clean socks are important, so we always pack a bunch. Underwear doesn't really matter, because we don't wear any!"
"One time on a double date at the age of 18, we ran out without paying, and got arrested."
"I don't contribute at all, I can't play anything. If you hear my play guitar, you'll cry. I just play drums."
"This girl I was dating left me for a guy who only brushed his teeth once a month. He was this really dirty guy. Another time, I found my ex-girlfriend for one and a half years cheating with another girl. It would have been rougher with a guy, at least with a girl, it was kind of hot."
"I remember as a little kid, I thought the microwave was radioactive, so I would always put spiders in the microwave and try to get them to bite me, but they would always blow up. I think Spider-man would be a good match to fight Darth Vader, because he's got spider sense and Vader has the force."
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